Thursday, February 24, 2011

Movies Playing In Ottawa

Gilmore Girls ... BUT ALSO NO!

Stamattina nella più totale nullafacenza, mi sono imbattuta nel celebre programma sopracitato, che incita madri e figlie a scambiarsi i ruoli. Non mi stupisco del gran numero di mamme battone (dette batmaM) presenti sul territorio!!! Pochissimo dopo, a forum una causa dedicata proprio ad una batmaM!!!!!! E' stato fantastico approfondire il loro punto di vista. Siccome è un po' che non scrivo ed è stata aperta una sezione Iper Quak, condividerò con voi queste pillole di saggezza:

- Le batmaM sono spesso donne che sono state represse durante la gioventù, prima da genitori, poi da mariti (meglio ex mariti, che a quanto han detto sempre in puntata, tutte hanno.. la cosa I was saddened and I cried: \u0026lt;.. ) .. who found themselves free, they want to recover all the lost years during adolescence (which, as everyone knows, is the age where things are done wiser)

- the batmaM have a vocabulary very similar to DORILLA and are deeply any injuries observation .. short of dorilla emo ;

- batmaM are often the daughters as an obstacle to their figaggine extreme, and therefore, stupid competitions;

- the batmaM are convinced that doing the bat ... mam is their right, therefore do not care that their unfortunate children to peck at the disco, dressed in any style Shakira video (actually including Rihanna, Beyonce .. in short, any singer), drunk driving, rubbing with a horny 20 year old, even by good Mammine are angry at the poor beast if embarrassed to say something;

- batmaM not interested in the hobby find age-appropriate, age-appropriate clothes and attitudes appropriate to their age. Well, I am happy to be mature hoes and celebrolese.


There are also two different daughters

- Daughter of victim, normal girl, wise beyond her age, embarrassed by batmaM. those sad cases where the adult daughter scolds mom teenager. Often the daughters end up denying the victims because they are ashamed batmaM them;

- daughter happy hooker: modern girl, like almost all modern girl has a very low IQ. Are those sad cases where the daughters are proud of their batmaMmine, which go to troieggiare cheerfully and exchange the children.

That said, I implore you not to repress your future daughters or wives, why are batmaM a category to delete.
Let your 20 year old daughters to do the bullshit that they do their peers and that your wives occasionally come out freely with friends, or help with the creation of these monsters.

= V =

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